Can you see it's Edgar Allen Poe?
These are a Dutch spice cookie, like windmill cookies. I had visions of cutting them into coffin shapes and piping little skeletons on them, but it turned out to be one of those cursed projects–"Why is the dough so dry? Because I forgot to add the eggs!" –so I hope everyone at work tomorrow is just glad to get a plain stupid cookie. This was last year's treat, so they're going to suffer by comparison: