…apparently US voters can't make up their minds about our Democratic candidates, so you get to act as tiebreaker.
We're putting them on the bus for Saskatchewan this afternoon. An advance phalanx of saturation television advertising should be crossing the border even as you read this.
Remember that disaffected and angry US voters swear they'll be moving to Canada if the wrong person wins, so be sure to pick someone good.
Thanks for your help. We're looking forward to seeing how it turns out.
If you can't decide, we're bringing in Mexico.