Did you know Sally and Sukey starred in an ABC sitcom from 1968 to 1971? These were their title cards:
Sally played the motherly genius who secretly wrote romance novels to keep the family afloat, trying to spend her royalty checks without revealing where the money came from. Sukey played the happy go lucky dreamer who made wacky inventions like an oven cleaner made from cocoa and small steel nails. She got all the lines that made the live studio audience say "Awww."
Nickelodeon wanted to rebroadcast the series but all the tapes were lost in a suspicious Pepsi Light incident in 1978. The theme song is such an earworm it's been declared a Pernicious Artwork by the U. N., joining Monet's Waterlilies, big-eyed teary children (listed collectively), and that stupid song about writing your own book that's been on the radio for the past year and a half.