Just one, though.
I just finished it tonight.
I finished the toe as I was watching "I Survived a Japanese Game Show", a show that fails to answer the question "Why am I watching this?"
About halfway into the toe I realized that I'd messed up the measurements on the foot, so I knit a small foot on a medium ankle. Still fits, though.
As I was knitting the sock it kept getting downgraded from "garmet" to "Christmas ornament." A little felt holly, some red pompoms, y'know? God bless us every one.