No, not a description of last night's debate. Behold a post of many uncertain things, but the song is good, so please stick with me here:
1) This song is from 2006, so you may all know it already.
2) This link may take you to it…or it may not. It took a while to load.
3) This blog post has the lyrics. (The blog itself has the whiff of libertarianist elitism. By which I mean elitism in the bad way, not the good way that I'm elitist (by which I mean smart people are good, but let's feed the poor (mine) not smart people are good and the poor should starve because they're not smart people (bad).))
It's the love song of a mad scientist. Enjoy, if you can.