Dear Canada:

We depend on you to be an example of good manners and good behaviour. We hope you will take many of us in if there is ever a President Palin. Thank you for not arming your borders; it must surely be a temptation.

Happy Canada Day,

Your American Cousins.

PS: thank you kindly for the offer of poutine, but please, you keep it. 

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7 Responses to Dear Canada:

  1. mariser says:

    PS: thank you kindly for the offer of poutine, but please, you keep it. indeed. but feel free to send as many Coffee Crisps as your generous nature would allow

  2. Lurkertype says:

    One of my local groceries sells Coffee Crisps, I think. probably at a ridiculous markup, judging by their price for Wine Gums and Jelly Babies.

  3. Laurie says:

    Ask and ye shall receive. When I send you the money order to reimburse you for postage, I could toss it in a padded envelope with some Coffee Crisps for you, no problem.
    Peg, I won't even try poutine. I think they should keep it all over the provincial border in Quebec.

  4. Lurkertype says:

    psst, Laurie — trade mariser for her local choklit.

  5. RedScylla says:

    Ha! I missed this, but having just returned from Canada, I must say that I think poutine just needs a revamp. I mean if I were going to choose to put gravy on french fries, I would pick cream gravy, not brown gravy. WTF?

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