An Other Cat used to live here but now she is gone. Before she was gone she smelled like Vet so I had to run around the house a lot saying E E E E E! so The Big Two-Legged Cat would know Things were Wrong. Now Things are not Wrong but sometimes I still run around the house saying E E E E E! because that is what I do because I am Sukey.
The Other Cat knew how to get brekfest while it was still dark in the morning but I don’t know how to make the Big Two-Legged Cat get up so I have to wait. When she puts fuds in the dish I look in the Big Cold Box to see if there are any bags to chew because I like to do that even though the Big Two-Legged Cat says that is bad. But I am Sukey and I like to chew bags. After the fuds are in the dish I run around the house saying E E E E E! but then I come back to eat them later.
When the Other Cat went away the Big Two-Legged Cat said many friends said nice things about the Other Cat and all the nice things were better than noms ‘n treetz. I do not believe that could be true because noms n’ treetz are very very nice but maybe they are just as good as noms n’ treetz so the Big Two-Legged Cat should give me some so I can see.
The Big Two-Legged Cat goes away most all the time it is light out and even though Bad Cat and Smoot and Fake Sukey and Ceiling Cat come look at me through the windows because they are outside where it is Wrong now there is no Other Cat inside where it is Right.
When the Big Two-Legged Cat comes back I run around and say E E E E E! a lot because I have not seen an Other Cat all day. And then I jump on the sink because bathroom drips are the best drips and the Big Two-Legged Cat has to give me some.
The Big Two-Legged Cat says maybe there should be another Other Cat in my house but maybe not quite yet. I do not know where Other Cats come from but maybe the Big Two-Legged Cat will bring one home with the noms n’ treetz.